Place each pork chop between parchment sheets and pound thin with a meat mallet until nearly paper-thin.
Season both sides of the pork chops with garlic salt, garlic powder, and seasoned salt.
Whisk eggs and milk in one bowl, and place panko breadcrumbs in another.
Dip each pork chop into the egg mixture, then coat thoroughly with panko, pressing to adhere.
Heat butter and olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat.
Fry the breaded pork chops until golden and crispy, approximately 2–3 minutes per side.
Drain the cooked schnitzel on a rack or paper towels to remove excess oil.
Cook mini penne pasta according to package directions, then drain and return to the pot.
Add butter, Parmesan, salt, and pepper to the drained pasta, stirring until it is glossy and evenly coated.
Serve schnitzel atop a bed of Parmesan butter noodles immediately.