Preheat oven to 350°F and line two baking sheets with parchment paper.
In a large bowl, cream butter, dark brown sugar, and white sugar with an electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes.
Add egg yolks and vanilla extract, mixing on medium speed until pale and fluffy, about 2 minutes.
Toss in flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt; mix until just combined with no flour streaks.
Gently fold in potato chips, pretzel pieces, M&M's, white chocolate chips, and sprinkles with a spatula until evenly distributed.
Scoop dough onto baking sheets, baking six cookies at a time for 10-12 minutes until edges are light golden brown.
If cookies flatten, remove halfway through baking, gently press tops flat with a cup, and return for 2-3 more minutes.
Optional: Immediately after baking, use a circular glass to lightly swirl each cookie to create perfect circles.
Allow cookies to cool on baking sheets for 5 minutes, then transfer to a cooling rack before serving.